{"id":965,"date":"2012-04-09T07:00:59","date_gmt":"2012-04-09T14:00:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vetlocator.com\/dailypaws\/?p=965"},"modified":"2012-04-09T03:41:43","modified_gmt":"2012-04-09T10:41:43","slug":"the-25-most-awkward-cat-sleeping-positions-part-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vetlocator.com\/dailypaws\/2012\/04\/the-25-most-awkward-cat-sleeping-positions-part-1\/","title":{"rendered":"The 25 Most Awkward Cat Sleeping Positions — Part 1"},"content":{"rendered":"

Do not try any of them unless you have skilled expertise with (a) sleeping and (b) being some kind of a cat. LOL!
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1. The Full Situp<\/strong>: To achieve the full situp, you must begin with the genuine intention of exercising your abs and promptly fall asleep midway through the task. This position is extremely advanced and not recommended for amateur sleepers.<\/p>\n

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2. The Awkward Spoon: <\/strong>The goal here is not so much intimacy as it is the socially uncomfortable sharing of a physical space with someone. Bonus points if your arm falls asleep but you’re too embarrassed to move it.<\/p>\n

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3. The Semicircle<\/strong>: Tuck your tail between your legs and imagine that you are an omelet.<\/p>\n

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<\/strong>4. The Sunbather<\/strong>: The trick is to look like someone who is acting comfortable whilst also appearing extremely uncomfortable. Let’s take this excellent opportunity to coin the term “meta-comfortable”.<\/span><\/p>\n

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5. The Double Bed<\/strong>: You will need a partner for this one. The goal is not so much comfort as an expression of sheer, unadulterated greed.<\/p>\n

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Does your cat sleep in awkward positions?\u00a0 Snap a photo and send it to us.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Do not try any of them unless you have skilled expertise with (a) sleeping and (b) being some kind of a cat. LOL!   1. The Full Situp: To achieve the full situp, you must begin with the genuine intention of exercising your abs and promptly fall asleep midway through the task. This position is […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18,147],"tags":[228,227,64],"class_list":["post-965","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cats","category-pet-pictures","tag-awkward-cat-sleeping-positions","tag-cat-sleeping-positions","tag-vetlocator-com"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4QGM2-fz","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vetlocator.com\/dailypaws\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/965","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vetlocator.com\/dailypaws\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vetlocator.com\/dailypaws\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vetlocator.com\/dailypaws\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vetlocator.com\/dailypaws\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=965"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.vetlocator.com\/dailypaws\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/965\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":972,"href":"https:\/\/www.vetlocator.com\/dailypaws\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/965\/revisions\/972"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vetlocator.com\/dailypaws\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=965"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vetlocator.com\/dailypaws\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=965"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vetlocator.com\/dailypaws\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=965"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}